Hot Slut Of The Day!
Omar Borkan Al Gala, one of the hot pieces who was deported from Saudi Arabia for being too sexy for his country.
If you’re a lady, then your coochie probably just sprouted wings and flew to the screen to rub up against that picture of Omar Borkan Al Gala. If you’re a dude, then you’re probably not reading any of this since you’re too busy rubbing your b-hole against the screen. I know, it happened to me. It happens to everyone, which is why Saudi Arabia allegedly kicked Omar out of their country and sent him back to Abu Dhabi. They had to or the entire country would’ve drowned in panty pudding from women who can’t stop spontaneously orgasming over Omar’s sexiness and hotness.
A few weeks ago, it was reported that the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vices in Saudi Arabia deported three dudes from the UAE for being “too handsome,” because they were afraid that “female visitors would fall for them.” The dudes were in town for the annual Janadriyah Festival and they were there as delegates for a stand promoting the UAE. Asiantown (via Jezebel) says that one of those alluring pieces of pussy flypaper is model, actor, poet, photographer Omar Borkan Al Gala (more like, Omar Porkme, right?). Omar hasn’t confirmed or denied that he was deported, but it’s pretty obvious that he was. I mean…
That immaculately manicured Color Me Badd-like beard… That soft, blurry overly Photoshopped skin that makes me check to see if I accidentally smeared Vaseline over my eyeballs…. That smize that’ll make your parts pucker themselves into a frenzy… That third-degree Blue Steel look he always throws, even in his sleep…
Even Samantha Brick agrees that he’s hotter than her.
And now Abu Dhabi will be bombarded with millions of horny hos who just can’t control themselves and won’t be able to breath another breath until they smear their virtue all over Omar’s body. Speaking of bombarding, Omar’s Facebook inbox will be bombarded with notes from horny hos telling him that he can immigrate into their panties anytime he wants and 99% of those notes will be from John Travolta.