The Photoshop Awards: Tamara Ecclestone On Playboy

Every line of code in every one of Playboy’s copies of Photoshop is overworked and temporarily broken, because they slaved away on this cover starring Formula One heiress and Bernie Ecclestone’s daughter Tamara Ecclestone. The cracked rhinestone that thinks she’s a priceless diamond posed as a precious jewel on the cover of Playboy and she tells E! that she’s so proud and honored to be one of the world’s most beautiful women:

“I am so proud of this beautiful shoot. As a woman, I believe you have to embrace your body, and feel beautiful both inside and out! Playboy is so iconic, and for nearly 60 years, the magazine has featured some of the world’s most beautiful women in its pages. I am extremely honored to be part of this legacy as the magazine’s May cover girl!”

But are you really on the cover of a magazine if they Photoshop your face so much that it doesn’t even look like you? It’s like they erased all of Tamara’s facial features and started again. On another note, I’m mad at Playboy for not using a pun for their cover line. That cover line should’ve been, “Yesterday, Today and Tamara!” or “Tamara Never Comes!“

You know, I kind of like this 14k twat, because she’s so damn bold. Tamara’s sister Petra spent $85 million of her trust fund on the Spelling mansion and so Tamara is trying to outdo that bitch. Tamara recently looked at a $95 million, 35,000 square foot mansion in Holmby Hills and she told her broker that it’s “too small.“ Hahahaha. How can she act like a $95 million estate isn’t good enough for her when her $2 tit job looks like it was done in a garage by a disgraced plastic surgeon whose license was revoked? But you know, a 35,000 square foot house is too small for her, because she’s going to need more space to house all of her delusions.

And here’s some pictures of a non-Photoshopped Tamara with her dude in Miami last month.