What A Precious Fringed Angel

April 9, 2013 / Posted by:

It’s been way too long since I’ve written anything about Brynne Edelsten, the delicate California gold digger turned trophy wife of an old ass Australia millionaire, and we should all be thankful that we get to once again cover our lungs with rhinestone dust while breathing in her beauty.

The California blossom was the shiniest star of the red carpet at the Logie Awards in Melbourne on Sunday night and everyone was blinded by her grace and class. Or maybe they looked glazed in the eyes, because they were wondering why a stunning angel was on earth and why did a Las Vegas floor show from the 1970s explode all over that stunning angel?

Everything about this look is perfection from her highly flammable weave to her raccoon on meth eyes to her white fringe nightmare of a dress to her 80s go-go dancer shoes. And only the most exquisite angels sprout white fringed wings from their tits.

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