QOTD: Goopy Paltrow Has An Ass That Makes You Want To Throw Crumpled-Up Dollar Bills At It

April 6, 2013 / Posted by:

At the opening of Tracy Anderson’s dungeon of cardio torture in Brentwood on Thursday night, Goopy Paltrow told UsWeekly about the time one of her friends (aka a paid servant) sucked on her 22-year-old stripper ass:

Paltrow recalled one incident in particular, when she was trying on bathing suits with a pal and received a rather unusual compliment about her figure.

“I said, ‘You know, this isn’t so bad for 40, right?'” Paltrow mused of her butt. “And [my friend] goes, ‘It’s not so bad for a 22-year-old stripper!'”

As humble as ever… But you know, I’m sure that somewhere out there is a 22-year-old gay albino twink stripper who has the same ass as Goopy’s, so her friend is totally speaking the truth.

(Pic of Goop’s 22-year-old stripper butt via FameFlynet)

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