Busty Rhymes Is Serious About His Cheeseburger
You’ll see me doing a lot of things at In-N-Out (examples: licking the tables clean and flying across the place when they call my number), but one thing you’ll never see me doing is cursing out a worker for screwing up my order. Because the next time I’m in there, they might recognize my face and put something extra on my meat like pubes or ass farts. If anybody’s going to put pubes or ass farts on my meat, it’s going to be me. But I guess Busta Rhymes doesn’t really follow my fast food rule, because he had a hissy fit meltdown at a burger place in Miami this morning.
HuffPo says that at 6 this morning, Busta went to Cheeseburger Baby with a bunch of friends and acted like a self-entitled bag of assholes as soon as he got there. The restaurant’s owner Stephanie Vitori says that 6am is rush hour for them since that’s when most of the clubs on South Beach close. There was a line to order, but Busta refused to wait and pretended like he was still relevant when he said to her, “Can you take our order first? We’re very important people.” They refused to let him cut, so he waited in line and ordered. Cheeseburger Baby always puts the ketchup, mayonnaise, salt, pepper and other stuff on the side, because they don’t want the bun to get soggy. When Busta got his order and noticed that everything was on the side, that’s when his ass lips really exploded and he Hulk’d all the way out.
Stephanie says that Busta screamed at one the employees, “Fuck you, fag! I’m not leaving until I get ketchup, mayo, salt and pepper on my burger.” Stephanie called the cops when Busta tried to get behind the counter and called her a bitch. Before the police arrived, Stephanie told the employees to put mayo and ketchup on the princess’ burger to get him out of there. Busta left, the police showed up and Stephanie filed a police report. Stephanie said that she called the police again when one of Busta’s friends called to say he was coming back in, because there was no cheese on his burger. Busta never came back. Stephanie says there was cheese on his burger and she also said:
“Over putting ketchup, mayo, salt and pepper on a burger? For real, you can’t open up a mayo and ketchup packet? It’s not right. I’m a gay business owner, and you don’t use that term. It’s degrading.”
Nothing says “one hundred percent heterosexual male” like throwing a melodramatic tantrum over someone not squirting mayo between your buns. I can’t with these assholes who ruin it for everyone. People were trying to enjoy their delicious cheeseburgers and Busta just had to spoil it by acting like trash. If Busta insists on cursing someone out, he could at least spit out a catchphrase we’ll all remember. “Fuck you, fag” just doesn’t cut it.
Busta needs to learn from these important figures in American history, because I still use the phrase “Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me” on a weekly basis.