Well, Now We Know Who Kristen Bell And Dax Shepard’s Favorite President Is

March 28, 2013 / Posted by:

Or maybe that headline should be: Well, Now We Know What Kristen Bell And Dax Shepard’s Favorite Division Of Ford Motors Is.

Nine months ago, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard made a baby together while watching sloth porn (I’m guessing) and now that baby is here. Both Kristen and Dax tweeted the news today and slipped out the name they wrote on their first daughter’s birth certificate. Unfortunately, they didn’t write the name Slotherina Kickstarter.

Lincoln Bell Shepard. My brain has been sitting on that name for a good 40 minutes and I still don’t know what to think about it. When I say the name “Lincoln Bell Shepard” out loud, it feels like I’m taking attendance. Those are three last names! They should’ve named her Liberty Bell or Ringa Mai Bell. Missed opportunity.

Dax and Kristen are kind of crazy, so I’m guessing that they decided a long time ago to name their kid after the character the Oscar winner for Best Actor played. Lincoln should feel lucky, because if Hugh Jackman won, her name would’ve been Jean Valjean Bell Shepard.

via People

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