Justin Bieber Might Have Whooped His Neighbor’s Ass This Morning

Seen above walking through an airport in Lodz, Poland without a blouse on because toddlers get the coke sweats real bad, Justin Bieber is being investigated by the police in L.A. after he got into a messy screaming match with his neighbor outside of his mansion in Calabasas, CA at 9 this morning. The neighbor told the police that the thug chickenhawk got violent with him and threatened him.

TMZ says that The Lesbeater and his neighbor fought over one of his newest toys: a Ferrari. The Ferrari was delivered to Justin’s house last night while he was traveling home from Europe and this morning he played with it by driving it up and down the street. The sound got on his neighbor’s last nerve and he felt like Justin was endangering innocent lives by speeding down the street. The neighbor  went over to Justin’s house, got in his face and they started yelling at each other. The neighbor told police that Justin physically attacked him, but the Biebs denies it. A source says that Justin went inside and his security guards escorted the neighbor off of his property.

So, some brat with too much money is annoying everybody around him by being all loud while playing with his fancy toys? I’ve seen this movie before. It’s called Blank Check. We need Tone Loc to step in and stop the madness.

And if I got into a screaming fight of words with Justin Bieber’s tiny ass and he slapped me around and I didn’t slap back, the last thing I’d do is tell the police. I wouldn’t tell anyone. That’s like admitting that a 3’10”, 50lb girl named Amber grabbed you by the hair and dragged you back and forth across the playground in the third grade. (By the way, I’m not admitting that. Amber only dragged me by the hair across the playground once! Not back and forth!)