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March 4, 2013 / Posted by:

The Fat Batman of Bradford!


The citizens of Bradford in England can feel a whole lot safer today, because a caped crusader with a crime-saving gut is catching the evil doers of their town. Metro says that a mysterious dude wearing a Batman costume from the 99 Cent Store strolled into the police station on February 25th to give them a thief who was wanted for robbery. Batman waited around until the thief was booked before he disappeared into the night. The thief-catching hero didn’t tell the police his name and he kept his mask on the entire time. The police released footage from a surveillance camera of the fat Batman hoping to find him and thank him for cleaning up their streets!

I like how the police are acting like they don’t know who the chunky Batman is. The police commissioner obviously knows. We’ve all seen that movie. Besides, if they wanted to find the chunky Batman again, they should just call him with the bat-signal, or put a delicious pork sandwich in front of the police station.

This dude is hot on every level, because not only does he get to live out one of my dreams by making a CITIZEN’S ARREST!, but he gets to do it while wearing a costume. California should bring his ass here, because he’s obviously the only one who can finally catch and bring Lindsay Lohan to justice!

I even love the way Batman’s body is saying, “Will you hurry up? I’ve got reservations.”

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