Hugh Grant SHOCKED the universe (not really, not at all) in 2011 when he announced that he was a first time father to a daughter he made with his short-term piece Tinglan Hong. Hugh’s spokeswhore called it a “fleeting affair” and said they were no longer together, but that he would help her raise their kid. It was a fancy and polite way of saying that Hugh barebacked a baby into Tinglan during a three-night stand and he’ll happily send a check to his daughter every month. Since Hugh Grant just loves announcing the birth of babies out of nowhere, he did it again on Twitter this morning by tweeting about his daughter’s new brother:
The Daily Mail thinks that this means Hugh Grant’s sperm fish shoved itself into one of Tinglan’s eggs again and that he’s a father for the second time, but he never says that. Hugh just says that his daughter has a brother, so Tinglan could’ve made a baby with another dude. Maybe Hugh Grant just loves announcing the birth of babies? Bitch should totally start a new career as a baby birth announcer.
And remember when Hugh said that he liked his daughter “okay“? Since Hugh might not even be related to Tinglan’s son, he’ll probably say that he only sees that baby as an acquaintance and he’ll be cordial to him at family functions, but that’s it!
UPDATE: Hugh added on Twitter that he’s the daddy, so I guess that either he and Tinglan are back together or they just can’t stop casually doing each other raw dog-style.