The Difficult Brown Stays Mad

February 11, 2013 / Posted by:

Parking space rivals Frank Ocean and Chris Brown were up against each other for the Best Urban Contemporary Album award and when Frank Ocean won, everybody stood up, because they stand up for EVERYTHING at the Grammys. Well, everybody stood up except for Fist Brown. I guess bitch doesn’t love it when somebody beats him for a change. The truth is, everybody would’ve called The Difficult Brown a fake bitch if he did stand up for his parking space rival, but I’d like to think that he didn’t stand up, because he gambled with a fart and lost in an Al Roker way and didn’t want people to see it seeping through his pristine white pants.

But the best part of this moment (brought to us by Buzzfeed) isn’t Fist Brown refusing to stand, it’s the fact that Adele read him with just one simple side-eye. And she delivered it while wearing one of Mrs. Doubtfire’s favorite outfits. Now that’s some shit to stand up for.

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