Courtney Stodden Has A New Music Video And It’s Dripping With Candy-Coated Elegance

February 9, 2013 / Posted by:

Okay, maybe it’s not dripping with candy-coated elegance, but it’s definitely dripping with something, because my eyeballs are sticky in a bad way and the rest of my day will be spent scrubbing my retinas with a Chore Boy and two cans of Ajax (with BLEACH!). Speaking of Chore Boys, everybody who helped in the making of the porn iguana’s debut music video was obviously smoking from a Chore Boy crack pipe, because this is an illegal mess.

If you’ve ever wondered what a Skinemax movie would look like if a perma-horny, cotton-mouthed iguana in a thirsty weave was cast as the lead, you’ll get your answer when you watch Courtney Stodden’s video for her auto-tuned as fuck single “Reality.” Courtney’s video has a budget of zero (that’s being generous), all of the sophisticated ensembles she’s wearing were snatched from a dumpster behind a third-tier stripper shop on Hollywood Blvd. and several laws were broken while making this.

I couldn’t find an embeddable clip, which probably isn’t a bad thing, because Dlisted has been hit with way too many fake Malware warnings this week and it really doesn’t need another one. So you have to go to E! to watch Courtney’s latest assault on your soul. You should run the shower before you hit play, because you will want to jump into it afterward.

That being said, Courtney’s video is a complicated piece of art and I’m sure that the authority on all things artistic, James Franco, will teach an entire course on it at RISD in the fall.

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