The Difficult Brown And Frank Ocean Got Into A Brawl Over A Parking Space

January 28, 2013 / Posted by:

Because Chris Brown is still a throbbing pus-filled ass pimple that refuses to pop, he and his entourage got into a huge fight with Frank Ocean and Frank Ocean’s entourage at the Westlake recording studio in West Hollywood last night. We all know that Chris Brown would karate chop a baby bunny in the froat if he thought that baby bunny was looking at him funny, but there’s two sides to this mess of a story and one side says that Frank Ocean started it.

A member of Team Fist Brown tells TMZ that when Chris started to leave the studio last night, Frank stopped him and let the Difficult Brown know who’s the head bitch of parking lot spaces by saying, “This is my studio, this is my parking lot.” Chris apparently tried to smooth things over by shaking Frank’s hand, but when he put his arm out, one of Frank’s dudes attacked a bitch. That’s when one of Fist Brown’s dudes jumped in and went after Frank’s friend. The police were called after Fist Brown and Frank Ocean started throwing fists at each other. Fist Brown took off before the police arrived, but Frank Ocean stayed to talk to them. Frank told the police that the fight started over a parking space and Fist Brown punched him in the face first. The police are calling Frank Ocean “the victim” because he stayed around to talk to them and the police want to have words with Fist Brown.

But Frank Ocean went on Twitter right after the brawl and said that The Difficult Brown is the one who started it by jumping him. (FYI: Everest is Frank Ocean’s dog and he definitely would’ve handled that situation by side-eyeing a bitch out the exit door.)

The New York Post also co-signs Frank’s statement. They heard from other witnesses that Fist Brown is the one who fisted Frank in the face first.

Hmmm, who to believe? Who to believe? A dude, who as far as I know doesn’t have a history of beating people or a spoiled, dried up, bleached dingle berry who nearly punched his girlfriend’s face off and throws daily tantrums over the dumbest shit? This is a hard one!

And I hope that while Frank and Fist Brown were brawling over who gets to park their $100,000 car in that parking space, a tow truck showed up, pulled Fist Brown’s car out of that space and Angelyne drove her pink Corvette right into it. Because Angelyne is the true queen of parking spaces in L.A. Truth.

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