Hugh Grant Is A Throbbing Asshole, So Says Jon Stewart

December 14, 2012 / Posted by:

During an open talk with Stephen Colbert at the Montclair Film Festival in New Jersey last Friday night, Jon Stewart was asked which past guest of his made him want to rage fist himself while pulling out his pubes one by one at the same time. Jon didn’t need to spend more than 3 seconds with that question before he blurted out the name: HUGH GRANT! Hugh Grant (“More like HUGH CUNT” – Jon Stewart) was on The Daily Show three years ago and Jon still hasn’t forgotten what a giant popped nipple pimple Hugh Grant was. Third Beat (via E!) says Jon explained Hugh’s bitchery like this:

tewart’s least favourite guest of all time is Hugh Grant, “and we’ve had dictators on the show”. Grant spent his time at the studio complaining that he had other places to be. “He’s giving everyone shit the whole time, and he’s a big pain in the ass,” Stewart recalled. Grant also complained to the staff about the clip that was selected of the movie he was promoting, Did You Hear About the Morgans? – a clip that was obviously supplied by the film’s publicist. Stewart recalls Grant angrily asking “What is that clip? It’s a terrible clip.” “Well, then make a better fucking movie,” Stewart said, adding that he would “never” have Grant back.

I’ve seen Did You Hear About The Morgans? and it gave me cotton mouth of the eyes, so any clip that Jon Stewart showed would’ve been terrible. A lot of people say that Hugh Grant is about as pleasant as a rim job from a cobra, but I can’t fully hate him all the way. Hugh Grant never gives one fuck about anything, said his feelings were “eh” about his newborn baby, regularly tries to knee kick Rupert Murodch in the crotch whenever he can and more importantly, he introduced the world to one of the most exquisite flowers in the mid-90s garden Divine Brown. Hugh Grant is probably a huge dick wrinkle, but he did give us Divine Brown and he’s good at playing a twat onscreen too. So we should give him that.

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