UPDATE: That’s not a picture of the woman who got smacked down by LiLo. That’s the woman’s friend who either smeared bronzer on her cheek to make it look like a bruise or is just extremely heavy with the rouge.
White Oprah better make room on her wall of family achievements, because here comes another mug shot of beauty from her daughter!
Because it’s been much too long since Lindsay Lohan has been in handcuffs and she missed posing for the mug shot camera, bitch got arrested in NYC early this morning for punching a woman in the face at a club. If it’s morning time for you, then you can skip your morning cup of liquid caffeine by going to TMZ to get your buzz from watching the video of her perp walk. If it’s afternoon or night times for you, you can still get higher from listening to her scream out to the cops, “Oh my God! Are you kidding me?” Oh, LiLo, that’s what we all said on Sunday night are Liz & Dick.
The latest chapter in LiLo’s never-ending Party Heat episode of a life started when she and the woman above got into some kind of argument at Avenue in NYC. The woman was sitting in the booth next to Lindsay’s and nobody knows what they were fighting about, but at one point Blohan said, “Give me some space!” TMZ’s source says that the two stopped fighting, but a little while later LiLo punched the woman in the face for whatever reason. Somewhere up in heaven, Elizabeth Taylor is screaming at God, “Youdammit! I told you to use your powers to make that lady punch LiLo in the face for fucking me over. Not the other way around!”
The cops were called, but by the time they showed up, LiLo was already making her getaway in a car. The cops eventually found the car LiLo was in and arrested her ass. She was booked for third degree misdemeanor assault and released a few hours later.
In LiLo’s defense (and bitch is totally going to use this in court as her defense), she was at Justin Bieber’s concert earlier in the night and listening to that baby yodel will make anyone want to randomly punch a trick.