Halle Berry Will Try To Get A Permanent Restraining Order Against Gabriel Aubry

Halle Berry’s lawyers will be in court tomorrow or Tuesday to ask the judge to restrain Gabriel Aubry’s ass indefinitely. After the Thanksgiving morning beat down between Halle’s ex piece and her current piece put both of their dumb asses in the emergency room, a judge issued a temporary restraining order against Gabriel, which means he’s not allowed to go anywhere near Halle, Olivier Martinez and his 4-year-old daughter Nahla. The restraining order expires on Tuesday. Halle now wants to make that restraining order more permanent. If the judge grants it, he should go ahead and wrap that restraining order and put a bow on it. Because the greatest Christmas gift Halle could ever get is the right to say, “HAHA! Got you, bitch!” to Gabriel Aubry.

TMZ says that Halle’s lawyers will argue that Gabriel started the tussle with Olivier Martinez and did it right in front of his own daughter. Halle’s lawyers will say that Gabriel is a tall drink of RAGE and he obviously can’t stop himself from Hulk-ing the fuck out in front an innocent child. Halle’s lawyers have argued before that Gabriel can’t control his temper and is a danger to Nahla.

There’s pictures of Gabriel Aubry’s beaten face at TMZ, and damn, Olivier punched the hot right of him. Olivier really did fuck with Gabriel’s money by going for the face. And as the pictures below show, Olivier walked away from that fight with only a few bruises on his whoopin’ hand.

Gabriel Aubry is dead wrong for coming at a French dude who is supposedly a trained boxer. Olivier Martinez is dead wrong for sticking his nose into some shit that doesn’t have anything to do with him and he’s dead wrong for going crazy on Gabriel. Halle Berry is dead wrong, because she’s always thinking of Halle and is using Nahla as a pawn against Gabriel. They’re all dead wrong and they’re all crazy bitches.

The judge should issue three restraining orders on Nahla’s behalf tomorrow: one against Gabriel, one against Olivier and one against Halle. Just give temporary custody of Nahla to a stuffed Simba toy, because it will do a better job of keeping her safe and sane.