The Photoshop Awards: Madonna’s “Truth Or Dare Naked” Ad

November 20, 2012 / Posted by:

During a meeting to talk about the ad campaign for Madge’s new bottle of stank Truth or Dare Naked, I’m sure they all played a game of Truth or Dare. Madge dared the graphic artist to break every bone in his hands and strain every last nerve in his fingers by spending hours upon hours and days on end Photoshopping a naked ass picture of her into another dimension. Or maybe she dared them to use a 20-year-old picture from her Sex book as the ad.

This picture doesn’t even look real to me. If you told me it was a pencil sketch that Jack Dawson did while visiting a strip club in Mordor, I wouldn’t call you a liar. But that said, I bet Madge doesn’t look far from this in person. Madge works out about 29 hours a day, she gets her face pulled weekly and every day before she leaves the house, her minions prime, paint and shellac every inch of her skin. I bet that black outline around her body is real too. That black outline of evil is the final sign that Madge is about to sink her teeth into the nutsack of a barely legal boy dancer.

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