Prince William & Duchess Kate Are in Borneo And This Hot Bitch Seems Really Excited About That

Oh look, that hot bitch of Borneo is making the same face most of us made when looking at Duchess Kate’s nipples. It’s one of those “And? Can she shoot diamonds out of her nipples, because I am failing to see why tricks are freaking out over this?” looks. That hot bitch of Borneo has its tits out every day and nobody’s freaking out over them or splattering them on the cover of Closer Magazine. But they totally should…
Believe it or not, Duchess Kate and her sun-thirsty nipples haven’t been banished to gallows for shaming the royal family. Kate and Prince William kept their Tour of Asia going and today they visited a rainforest in Sabah, Borneo. (I know, I didn’t know there was a Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse ride in Borneo!) During their visit, William and Kate were hoisted up some tree and my guess is that they were training for the day when they scale down the walls of the base where PHG is staying at to get his ass out of there. Because the Taliban killed two US marines today while trying to get at PHG. In other words: Harry, you in danger, ginge.