Come Into OctoMom’s “Sexy Party”
Today’s theme is turning into “songs that’ll make your ear holes give birth to two terrifying bundles of bloody screams,” so let’s go all the way with this clip of OctoMom’s first (and hopefully for the sake of EVERYTHING, last) song called “Sexy Party,” which would make sense as a title if “sexy” was another word for “painful” and “party” was another word for “death.”
TMZ posted a clip of Octo’s latest attempt at #gettingmoneybitch and it’s as terrible as it’s cover and it’s totally the reason for why I have anal leakage. (Yes, it’s the reason for my anal leakage. I’m sticking to that. I’m sticking to other things too, but I’m mostly sticking to that right now.) The clip is short, so it won’t hurt that much, but it’s still the morning after pill of songs.
Auto-tune truly is the work of Lucifer, because it makes any and every fame whoring tone-deaf trick think they can throat fart out lyrics in a song. But you know, it could be worse, it could be another one of Farrah Abrawhatever’s songs. And did that bitch just name drop “Octoloan“?!