Open Post: Hosted By Ke$hit’s New Lip Tattoo

June 27, 2012 / Posted by:

The Garbage Pail Kid of pop Ke$hit showed her Twitter followers the tattoo she got on her lip yesterday and I’m pretty sure it’s the exact same tattoo her face twin John Travolta has on his b-hole lips. Seriously, I know we’re all thinking that Ke$hit has a funny way of spelling “Get Syphilis Here,” but that’s not what’s got me scratching at my think area. How is it possible that her teeth don’t look like old lady nails dipped in shit? Ke$ha’s skin is covered in several layers of gross, but yet her teeth are so clean? Screw brushing and flossing daily. I’m going to follow Ke$hit’s daily dental hygiene regimen by barfing up glitter, rinsing with jizz and brushing with a bottle of Jack. Bitch knows.

 via HuffPo

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