Open Post: Hosted By Lulu The Pole Dancer

June 5, 2012 / Posted by:

After popping out two kids, Lulu the Body ached to tame the pole with her thighs again and spent a long time training to show off her “throw that fupa up in the air” skills on America’s Got Talent. Lulu got her chance last night and no, she won’t be polishing the pole with her coochie in front of Howard Stern anymore. Lulu got the three Xes of death. I would’ve Xed Lulu too for two very important reasons:

1) DEM FEETS. How are you going to come on stage looking like you’ve been river dancing on charcoal dust in a barbecue pit?

2) How are you going to scissor the pole without wearing a pair of exquisite lucite heels?!

The second one is the most offensive and Lulu should know better. If pole dancing was an Olympic sport,  coming to the mat without the heels of the angels on your feet would get you an automatic DQ.

via Gossip Cop

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