White Oprah Is Making Her Much-Anticipated Return To Reality TV

May 30, 2012 / Posted by:

Yes, much-anticipated! Dozens of unlicensed pharmacists in the Long Island area have been anticipating for White Oprah to finally get a job so they can get paid the way they did during the glory days of Living Lohan.

White Oprah’s sedated face will not only make an appearance on one reality show, but it will make an appearance on two. White Oprah needs to star in an episode of Intervention and a few episodes of TLC’s Cell Block 6: Female Lock Up, but in the meantime she’s shooting episodes of Vh1′s Hollywood Exes and a yet to be picked up show called DramaMamas.

Vh1 has Basketball Wives, Baseball Wives, Mob Wives, Hip Hop Wives, Drug Dealer Wives, Veterinary Assistant Wives, Ping Pong Champions Wives, Mail Man Wives, Blah Blah Wives and now they have Hollywood Ex-Wives! TMZ says that Hollywood Exes stars the ex pieces of Prince, R. Kelly, Jose Canseco, Eddie Murphy and Will Smith. White Oprah isn’t a regular on that mess, but the producers brought her in to spice shit up. You know, because every reality show needs a comic relief who will get caught licking up the leftover booze in a bar back’s bin and whose catchphrase will be, “Are you going to drink that?”

DramaMamas is basically a Dance Moms knock-off and Zap2It says the show will follow the moms of the child stars of a Broadway-bound musical. White Oprah is apparently one of the producers of the musical, because nothing needs to make sense anymore, so why not? But seriously, nothing good can come out of White Oprah producing a show starring children. I’m sure that for the show’s big finale, the adorable children will dance into the audience and sneakily steal the audience members’ rings and watches before dropping that shit into a giant sack held by White Oprah.

I’m happy that White Oprah is finally making a little money, which means she won’t sell little Cody Lohan’s internal organs to the highest bidder just yet, but I have one question. Why in the hell hasn’t Nana Lohan gotten her own show yet?!

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