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May 18, 2012 / Posted by:

Conchita Wurst (more like Conchita Best or Conchita Werk), the drag jewel alter ego of Austrian singer Tom Neuwirth.

Tom Neuwirth started his career by yodeling out high-pitched musical unicorn notes on the Austrian reality talent show Starmania, where he placed second. Then in 2011, Tom slid into casing made of swan foreskin and pixie wings, and Conchita Wurst was born! Conchita covered the eyes of many with a thick layer of grace when she sang on another Austrian talent show, and later competed to represent Austria at Euro Vision this year. Conchita didn’t get the spot, but that’s only because Austria wants to keep the shiniest diamond in their collection of crown jewels close and doesn’t want to share it with the world. Do you blame them? Prepare your ears for the puckering. You will shoot glitter out of one of your body holes and I’m not sure I can tell you which one.

And here’s Conchita Wurst making that Titanic necklace rise from the bottom of the ocean with her glorious voice:

That is the most gorgeous singing bedazzled sausage (made of equal parts Glamberace, Harald Glööckler, Bill Kaulitz and Klinger) I’ve ever seen. And she comes with her own beard! I bet Kim Kardashian is looking at Conchia Wurst and is like, “If I don’t shave first thing in the morning, and then again at 5 o’clock, I can be as beautiful as her.” You wish, heffa.

(For Oxygen)

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