Yes, Bruce Willis’ Baby Has More Hair Than He Does

May 10, 2012 / Posted by:

We already knew that, but now it’s confirmed with picture proof! Since Twitter is the new cover of People Magazine and “I’m so rich I don’t need to whore out my baby’s first picture to a magazine for a check” is the new “I’m whoring out my baby’s first picture to a magazine for a check,” Bruce Willis’ girl wife Emma Heming posted the first picture of their adorable daughter Mabel on Twitter this morning. Emma added this little note with the picture:

“A beautiful day in Budapest with the loves of my life. Daddy and Mabel cracking each other up”

I know you bitches didn’t read that note and I know you bitches aren’t reading this either, because I know you bitches are too busy squinting at that picture to see if Baby Mabel inherited the signature Willis girls bold chin. Nope, she didn’t. It’s Mabel’s loss, though. When Mabel’s in the mood for fresh guacamole and can’t find a pestle, she won’t be able to mash that avocado with her chin.

And here’s Mabel’s half-sister Rumer giving us Ore-Ida hash browns realness at a Nylon party in L.A. last night.

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