BREAKING: Posh Brings Her Usually Dormant Smile Out For Becks’ Special Night

Today is David Beckham’s 37th birthday and he and Posh starting celebrating that shit early at the Nuggets vs. Lakers game last night. You know it was a truly special night, because Posh actually went to the Lakers game. Posh risked gaining 1/20th of a pound from breathing in the nacho cheese vapors around her. That’s real love. Posh and Becks also touched lips on the Lakers KissCam and then she pulled her frozen mouth muscles out of the unamused position to make a smile. It’s always a moment in history when Posh makes an opposite frown. I actually like Posh’s smile, but only because when she does it she looks like a devious cartoon villain who has just learned the secret to destroying the Smurfs. It’s very, “Bleheheheheheheehehe I’ll get you!“