Another Day, Another Ho Accusing Lindsay Lohan Of Battery

April 9, 2012 / Posted by:

For once, the “dumb bitch” tag doesn’t only apply to a Lohan in this post.

Some woman filed a police report in West Hollywood over the weekend claiming that she’s the latest victim to feel the coke-infused wrath of the freckled terror, because she says Lindsay Lohan went after her at The Standard hotel on Thursday night. The woman says she was talking to one of LiLo’s dude friends, and LiLo didn’t like it so she started shoving and pushing at her ass. Ho says that she’s got bruises on her back to prove she was pushed. When TMZ ran this story yesterday, they asked LiLo’s spokeswhore for a comment, and of course he gave them a river of denial that only flows out of White Oprah’s ass:

“Lindsay was absolutely not involved in any sort of altercation whatsoever. This is clearly another case of someone looking for money and 15 minutes of fame.”

Then LiLo later told TMZ that it was impossible for her to push a trick at a club since she was at home watching episodes of Homeland that night.

There are two sides to every story and LiLo has already snorted both of those sides up, so I don’t know who to believe. If security footage came out clearly showing LiLo at The Standard, she’d still say, “It wasn’t me! It was Axl Rose! Bitches get us confused a lot!,” so you can’t trust anything that pours of her mouth. That said, there’s a history of hos trying to scam the scammer of all scammers, so this supposed victim could be making it all up hoping to get a check.

If LiLo is lying, then that woman learned the hard way to never mess with one of LiLo’s johns unless you’re okay with scrubbing out coke residue and fake tan grease from the back of your dress after she pushes you out of the way. If the woman is lying, then I am so mad at her for making me side with a Lohan. (Although, the Lohans do have better party favors on their side.)

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