The Time Amber Tamblyn Pranked Tyrese’s Ass
Amber Tamblyn’s got a lot of spare time on her hands and thank EVERYTHING for that, because if she didn’t then she never would’ve fucked with Tyrese in the kind of prank that self-proclaimed prank master George Clooney only dreams of busting on a trick. Amber writes on her Facebook page (via Street Carnage) that it all started when Tyrese saw her name cc’ed on an email that one of their mutual friends sent out. This shit was destined to be, because Amber Tamblyn’s middle name is Rose and her email address is registered under Amber Rose. Tyrese thought Amber Rose was really hip hop concubine Amber Rose and emailed her hoping they can “work” on a music project together.
David Cross must be rubbing off on Amber Tamblyn in more ways than one, because she went all the way with that shit. Amber Tamblyn not only pretended to be Amber Rose, but she even sent Tyrese some priceless demos that “Amber Rose” is working on. Their entire conversation complete with the demos is after the jump. If you’re hungover, it will soothe you right. If you’re not hungover, it will still soothe you right. JUMP!
On Sat, Feb 25, 2012 at 9:04 PM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:
On this new album it’s whatever..
Respectfully,
Tyrese Gibson
On Feb 26, 2012, at 10:16 AM, Amber Rose T wrote:
lol u are so sweet boo I’ve been trying to get this album goin for so long u know how it is. Attached is the single demo I’ve been workin on… not finished yet but soon! Thanks to u boo lol. I will send you more demos soon. You will have demos comin out ur demos!! lol
A
On Sun, Feb 26, 2012 at 10:55 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:
We can make it real …. I’m sitting on a lot of magic … Let me know when ur in LA .. We can play until we customize AR
Respectfully,
Tyrese Gibson
On Feb 26, 2012, at 11:03 AM, Amber Rose wrote:
I like the way you think. The music is just temp tracks but the lyrics and songs are my babies. Attached is another one. I’m so happy you are feelin’ these! God Bless lol Love 4Ever
On Sun, Feb 26, 2012 at 11:21 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:
That song was not it … Not even remotely …. Just keepin it real
Respectfully,
Tyrese Gibson
On Feb 26, 2012, at 11:29 AM, Amber Rose wrote:
Thank you so much for keepin it really real, T. That last one I was just messin around with. The first one I sent called Dancefloor Etiquette” is important to the feministical evolution and fourth wave movement of Woman-Beats and Girl-Music. Ya know? NEWayz, I will send more! Demos and demos lol….xA
On Sun, Feb 26, 2012 at 11:41 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:
Hit me now … ***.***.****
Respectfully,
Tyrese Gibson
Amber Rose Wrote:
Sorry boo I would but my neighbors is really into exotic animals and I promised I would go over and see their new baby Ball Python.
On Wed, Feb 29, 2012 at 11:33 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:
What u on?
Respectfully,
Tyrese Gibson
On Feb 29, 2012, at 12:43 PM, Amber Rose wrote:
Virgin America!
On Wed, Feb 29, 2012 at 12:47 PM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:
Hit me when u land Pluto lady .. I got some shit in the stash Hope I’m not wasting my time ..
I got 6 hot ones for u ***.***.****
Respectfully,
Tyrese Gibson
On Mar 1, 2012, at 11:23 AM, Amber Rose wrote:
Here listen to these 2 first…What do you think? Then we can talk. ON THE REAL talk.
On Thu, Mar 1, 2012 at 11:26 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:
That was trash …. Sorry .. At this point I don’t even believe this is Amber …. I’m cool …
Good luck on your career … One
Respectfully,
Tyrese Gibson
On Mar 1, 2012, at 11:40 AM, Amber Rose wrote:
Wow…okay. Sorry you feel that way. To each his own I suppose. These do mean something to me. They are from my heart and I feel like there is an important message in each and every song. But okay, good luck on your career as well. OH AND BY THE WAY – For the record, this is really Amber.
Best,
Amber Rose Tamblyn
On Thu, Mar 1, 2012 at 11:47 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:
Didn’t sound like u on the songs
Respectfully,
Tyrese Gibson
On Thu, Mar 1, 2012 at 11:47 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:
Here’s something ONLY YOU would know … One night we left what party..? And u dropped me off where..??
Respectfully,
Tyrese Gibson
On Mar 1, 2012, at 12:00 PM, Amber Rose wrote:
I don’t know what you’re talking about. What party?
Best,
Amber Rose Tamblyn
Tyrese Gibson ************* to me show details 12:20 PM (46 minutes ago)
Never-mind ..
Respectfully,
Tyrese Gibson
Joan of LOL tried to kiss the “feel really fucking stupid” part on Tyrese’s brain by adding this disclaimer:
Tyrese is a very sweet guy with good intentions who made a mistake and I, being an actress and engaged to a comedian, could not help myself. Tyrese, please accept my 87% hearfelt apology for stringing you along. I think we could have made beatufiul music together.
The only thing I have to add to this masterpiece prank is: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! From now, whenever I feel stupid (which is 98% of the time), I’m just going to say “Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson” before walking away.
Oh, and I also have to add that Amber Rose Tamblyn needs to put out an album, because that shit is better than anything the other Amber Rose has put out. Splits on your unibrow!