All Hail The Second Coming

February 10, 2012 / Posted by:

Because making your first public appearance in the pages of a magazine is so average (see: Suri in Vanity Fair), Blue Ivy Carter has graced the eyes of the masses for the first time on her own Tumblr page and she’s already a genius since she scribbled this handwritten note out:

We welcome you to share in our joy. Thank you for respecting our privacy at this time in our lives.
-The Carter Family.

I think we can all exhale now that we know that Beyonce’s genes won the battle. I see a whole lot of Mama Tina and even a drop of Ashanti (that’s for all you pillow baby conspiracy theorists). I also see a little bit of my Salvadoran tia after she got all her hair chopped off at Supercuts, but that’s a story for another day. Speaking of hair, that baby has so much of it! That baby’s hair is laid like Jesus. Or she could already be fooling us all by having the best lace front in the game.

But seriously, I’m a little disappointed by these pictures of our new messiah. I mean, where’s her halo halo?

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