ScarJo Doesn’t Want You To Call Her ScarJo

December 17, 2011 / Posted by:

Did you know that ScarJo’s actual government name is not ScarJo, but it’s actually something like Scarlett Johansson? Weird, right? You think you know someone. Well, ScarJo tells USA Today that she wants the nickname to die a painful death and thinks it was born from the lazy orifice of laziness. This coming from a trick who has permanent lazy face and is acting in her sleep most of the time. Okay, then….

“Oh, it’s awful. It’s a laziness. People can’t actually say the whole name? It’s just bizarre. How come Daniel Day-Lewis isn’t subjected to like, ‘DaDay’? So Cate Blanchett is not, like, ‘CaBla’? Why is that? Why do I have to get stuck with a mangled moniker?”

The fuckery of comparing herself to DaDay and CaBla aside, ScarJo should be grateful that bitches are typing or saying her name in any form. But if ScarJo doesn’t want to be called ScarJo, maybe we shouldn’t call that bitch ScarJo. (In my best Teresa Giudice gorilla howl) Is ScarHO better? Is that better?

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88 responses to “ScarJo Doesn’t Want You To Call Her ScarJo”

  1. harveyprice says:

    These kind of comments really make me think she should be wearing a Winnie the Pooh t-shirt. Get over yourself.

  2. suckandfuck says:

    YA HOUSE IS IN FORECLOZSA!
    NO IT’S KNOTT!
    NO IT’S KNOTT!!!

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    Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 – 5:47pm.
    suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

  3. catfight357 says:

    Bitch needs some ProActiv. STAT.

  4. Dog says:

    Damn, she’s rough! I guess sexing on Sean Penn and Woody Allen really took a toll on her. I never thought she was attractive at all.

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  5. boredasfuckyo says:

    You are not Daniel Day-Lewis or Cate Blanchett…dumb bitch..

    “The fuckery of comparing herself to DaDay and CaBla…” HAHAHA!

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  6. Dr. Ruth says:

    The person who said ScarJo is using the Vanilla Ice hairstyle was spot on.

  7. mike says:

    I still can’t believe this one found fame while Thora Birch languishes in near obscurity.

  8. boredasfuckyo says:

    She’s got Frankenstein’s Monster head in that picture..That’s a bad doo grrfran…maybe you shouldn’t complain about being called ScarJo..

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  9. Vern says:

    Scar-ho it is.

    I want to be known as Mrs. Bardem, but that aint gonna happen either.

    *chanting as always*
    “I feel the burn it must be Vern” PERKY 2011

  10. swarm-of-locusts says:

    “How come Daniel Day-Lewis isn’t subjected to like, ‘DaDay’? So Cate Blanchett is not, like, ‘CaBla’? Why is that?”

    …because they can act, darling.

    *sealed with a kiss*

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  11. _meh_ says:

    Yeah that’s a good idea to compare yourself with 2 Oscar winning actors. That doesn’t put it in the “too easy” category…

  12. SalmaNella says:

    Darlin, you should be more concerned about your hair.

  13. Super Stew says:

    How about we just call you Butter Teef and be done with it?

  14. Jintess says:

    If and when anyone gives enough about a shit, she can bitch

  15. mharker says:

    I get the sense ScarJo (it’s short, catchy, and it stays) feels like she’s struggling to be taken seriously as an actress. Here’s how you get there: BE A SERIOUS ACTRESS. According to that interview with David Fincher, she had a great audition for The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo but was too conventionally sexy for the part. If that’s her big issue, she should maybe just take riskier roles in indie movies for a while and then resurface. Or at least pull a Charlize Theron and take parts that play against her looks. Why is it that even I can figure that out without knowing dick about Hollywood?

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  16. ripvannikki says:

    Bitch please, Cate Blanchett you are not, for a multitude of reasons the least of which is she is not solely famous because of her dirty pillows.

    Mike, I could not agree with you more re: Thora Birch.

  17. ba-buttons says:

    Submitted by mike on Sat, 12/17/2011 – 12:00pm.

    I still can’t believe this one found fame while
    Thora Birch languishes in near obscurity.

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    Agreed. Thora is a wonderful actress and a million times more beautiful that “ScarJo” will ever be.

    Oops, guess that should be “Little Miss Shitty Actress Whose Entire Career Can Be Credited to Her Jugs Which Turned Out To Be Not So Great Anyway Once She Leaked Her Own Nude Photos In A Sad Attempt To Stay Relevant”

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    Name Deleted: Me, too. I really liked that movie. It’s funny. Where is that idiot? I just went to the Tattoo Boy thread (where ba-buttns got all hoity toity) and didn’t see.

  18. Bree says:

    I guess she thinks fucking on an Academy Award winner makes her one.

    She is nowhere near Daniel Day Lewis or Cate Blanchett. She can keep dreaming.

  19. Kerfuffles says:

    Because you’re no DaDay or CaBla, ScarJo. You’re an overrated trouty mess. Jesus, is this Complain About My Rich White Girl Non Problems or

  20. Allessandra says:

    OH EM GEE

    Did this woman really compare her fucking self to Daniel Day motherfucking Lewis?? *faints*

    Scarjo, you are not talented, a reported bitch, and considering you are ment to be a sex-symbol I dont think that you are good looking enough, I find your face rather horseish and weird, also your nose even after nose job sucks.

    ScarJoScarjoScarjoScarjo, ho ho ho

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    Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 – 10:52pm.

    Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.

  21. 1000 Words says:

    Because your our almighty Cunt Queen 🙂

  22. Wood Dragon says:

    Well don’t sweat it sweetcheeks. In a few years there will be a new hotness for Hollywood to jizz over and no one will care enough to call you anything.

    You can’t act, and the only thing you have are your looks and THAT clock is ticking…

  23. Twat Muffin says:

    Ugh, that picture is proof that this cunt is ugly. I’ve hated her ever since she was rubbing on my man Sean Penn. Yes, I have no shame — I think Sean Penn is hot.

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