Courtney Love’s Tit Tried To Escape Out Of Her Dress Last Night

November 22, 2011 / Posted by:

When Courtney Love decided to crash accept an invitation to the after-party for the family movie Hugo, she knew she wanted to bring bountiful amounts of demure sophistication to the eyes of the children. So Courtney threw her white dragon carcass into a red satin dress, picked up her pizza dough tits, threw them up into the air and let them fall where they may. Then Courtney sashayed through the streets of Manhattan toward the Hugo after-party and made the children scatter by being completely oblivious to the fact her left titty was flopping around like an out-of-water blob fish gasping for air. Bitch’s chichi was obviously trying to escape. It wanted to jump out of that dress and slither down into the subway to be raised by rats so it can have some kind of life! But it lost its chance when Courtney ran into the legendary Radio Man and cuddled up next to him. Poor old Radio Man. Dude is pretty much always on the streets and he’s never once caught a serious case of Scabies until he got close to Courtney. Well DAMN!

Before you say that Courtney’s nipple plate would’ve never popped out if she wore her dress the right way, think about it. The streets of Manhattan are free of children, because Courtney’s areola put the fright in all of them. They won’t come out from under their beds until their parents promise to clear the house of stale pepperoni and chewed-up salami. We can thank Courtney’s nightmare-inducing nipple for that.

And is it just me or does it look like the silicone sack in her left titty migrated to her right titty to be reunited with its silicone twin?

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