“Da Skool Sistums Dident Lurn Me Gud”

October 12, 2011 / Posted by:

Yes, that is what my headlines look like before spellcheck. (“You use spellcheck?!” – you)

Kristen Stewart is once again saying words that were not written for her on a script and you know what that means? Brace yourself for a river of dumb. Kristen tells British GQ (via HuffPo) that because of her acting career she had to leave school in the 7th grade to be homeschooled. But it’s not what Kristen wanted and she doesn’t blame her parents for choosing an acting career for her instead of an education. Kristen blames the teachers! Can somebody please give her an A+++ in HAHAHAHA making.

You see, apparently Kristen’s old teachers need more education themselves, because they didn’t know that she’s a precious snowflake who deserves a special kind of attention. As Matt Damon eye snarled at Kristen, she said this:

“School became genuinely uncomfortable. I was feeling a little self-conscious about the acting thing with my peers, but also my teachers became a problem. They didn’t want to do the extra work or put packages together so I could keep up while away.

They failed me. My teachers failed me. Not one, but all of them. I’m always slightly ashamed in a way, about what I do. I’m slightly embarrassed as I had such serious ambitions when I was younger, I just never imagined that I would ever have a reason not go to school. But then this happened.”

It’s true. Shame on those teachers who worked a full day, graded papers during dinner, put together packages for sick students afterward and completely ignored the needs of Kristentitled who couldn’t go to class because she had to report to a day job that paid her twenty times more than her teachers make. DECERTIFY THEM ALL!

But really, why is she even moaning about this? She’s got enough cash in her chain wallet to last her the rest of her life without working, so she could, you know, quit acting and go to school. Dumb bitch is just bitching just to bitch (story of this blog, I know).

Kristen’s rich, gets to say lines for a living, has a closet full of lower lips (since she’s always biting hers off), a (fake) boyfriend that millions of hos twerk their clits to and a PhD in HERP DERP. What more does the bitch want?

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