Open Post: Hosted By The Filipino Superman

October 6, 2011 / Posted by:

This is 35-year-old Herbert Chavez, a pageant trainer from the Philippines who some experts say suffers from the Heidi Montags (medical term: Body Dysmorphic Disorder) because he got a nose job, a chin augmentation, thigh implants and silicone lip injections to look like his idol Superman. Herbert’s transformation into the Pinoy Superman isn’t done and he tells ABS CBN (there’s a video at the link) that he plans to get more plastic surgeries and he eventually wants to get that terrifying surgery where they stretch your leg bones to make you taller.

A pageant trainer from the Philippines who is turning himself into the Man of Steel but looks more like a Queen of Plastic? I thought Sacha Baron Cohen was done making mockumentaries. Herbert is wearing so much damn rouge that he looks more like Betty Boop meets Liza in Cabaret. He really should run with that look instead.

And since I have to literally turn every post into a “Would you hit it?“, yes, I would. It’s the plastic spit curl he had implanted into his hairline. It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s my legs whenever I see a spit curl.

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