Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 19, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Emma Joy Kitchener, the wife of Julian Fellowes and my personal breakout fashion star at the Emmys!

I said last night that the Emmys was going to be the HBO and Mad Men Appreciation Banquet, but it turned into the Downton Abbey (which I’m sure will be turned into an American show set in NYC on The CW called Downtown Abbey) and Modern Family Appreciation Banquet. Thanks to EVERYTHING for that, because when Julian Fellowes won for writing the fancy words of Downton Abbey, they showed his beautiful angel of a wife Emma wearing a unicorn tears necklace (aka rhinestone necklace), my mom’s favorite 1980s church blouse and her signature white hairline scarf that she wears everywhere. Emma probably wears the white hairline scarf for spiritual reasons, or maybe her hairline is just too exquisite to put on public display, but whatever the case may be it works on every level. It brings out the natural Cathy Lee Crosby-ness in her face.

AND Emma Joy Kitchener was an actual lady-in-waiting to Princess Michael of Kent. Here I was thinking that lady-in-waitings only existed in Kate Winslet movies and Disney cartoons. On top of being my favorite white hairline scarf wearer, Emma Joy Kitchener is also my new favorite former lady-in-waiting (next to Gay Al Reynolds, of course).

Tags: Hot Slut of the Day

Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com