Marky Mark And Donnie Wahlberg Know How To Name A Burger Restaurant

August 25, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Marky Mark and Donnie Wahlberg are selling their pounded meat at a restaurant in Boston and they have named that mess the best name of a burger place since Fudruckers, Beef ‘N’ Buns and Burger, She Wrote. They are naming that shit: WAHLBURGERS. WAHLBURGERS! This almost makes up for the death of Kenny Rogers Roasters.

The Hollywood Reporter says that Marky Mark and Donnie have already leased a 4,300 square foot space at Hingham Shipyard near their Eye-talian restaurant Alma Nove. They are also planning to open a pizza place sometime next year.

WAHLBURGERS! What a damn mess. I bet you they’ll have shit on the menu like Say Hi To Your Muthah’s Cookies, The Right Stuffed Baked Potato, Please Don’t Go Grilled Cheese, Good Piebrations and Funky Bunch of Lettuce Leaves.

And I’m sure after they open that pizza restaurant, they’ll open a Vietnamese takeout place called Phuk Yu Up.

Tags: Marky Mark, The Jokes Write Themselves

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