The next time your dude throws you “but that shit is hot pink, covered with rainbow studs and has a Hello Kitty purse chain hanging off of it” side-eye when you ask him to hold your handbag so you can squat over a toilet inside of the mall bathroom, tell him it could always be worse. You could ask him to hold your pink pistol instead.
An Arizona dude accidentally went for Darwin’s very special Lorena Bobbitt Award when he tucked his girlfriend’s pink pistol in his waistband and it prematurely ejaculated a bullet straight through his dick. Who ever comes to this story from Googling “pink pistol shoots load onto dick” will have to pull up their chonies and reschedule fapping time.
I would take this HIGHLY IMPORTANT work of broadcast journalism seriously if the local reporter wasn’t dressed like a frat boy’s idea of business casual. There is nothing casual about this story! Dude could’ve at least popped his collar up since we all know that a popped up collar in 2011 means serious business.
via The Daily What