FYI: Steven Tyler Has The Biggest Cock In Rock

May 9, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

That lovely visual is brought to you by Guns ‘N Roses drummer Steven Adler who invited TMZ’s camera into his tour bus for a little talk and somehow the conversation nose dived straight into Steven Tyler’s crotch. Steven Tyler may look like Ruth Bader Ginsburg after a bad trip, but his gavel is way bigger than hers.

When TMZ asked Steven Adler if he’s ever tried to inflate his dick situation with ExtenZe pills, he said this: “I’ve tried ’em. They don’t work. After seeing Steven Tyler’s rig with five different girls hands wrapped around it, I’m lucky if I take my clothes off after that. I was devastated.”

Either the LSD Steven Adler was on at the time gave him fun house mirror eyes or those five girls had Kristen Wiig baby doll hands, because in this NSFW picture I don’t see a dick so large that it can share skinny jeans with Steven Tyler. But then again, his peen tip is staring directly at his face so maybe it shrinks when it feels threatened? National Geographic should investigate.

Tags: Peen, Show Me The Receipts, Steven Tyler, Too Much Information, Why Are You Pulling My Dick?

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