Get That Elephant Some Water, RPattz!

May 6, 2011 / Posted by:

Whenever there’s a Water for Elephants premiere, there’s always a sad leased elephant who is forced to wear a stupid fringed banner and resist the urge to nibble on Reese Witherspoon’s ripe chin. The poor elephant always has to take the blame when somebody complains about a mysterious rank scent of Gouda cheese, foot powder and dirty laundry panties filling the air (SPOILER ALERT: it’s coming from RPattz). It’s not right! When an elephant weeps, we all weep!

But I’d like to think that the elephant at today’s Australian premiere in Sydney got its revenge when it delivered its review of the movie to Reese and RPattz.

Seriously, even Dumbo never had to put up with this kind of shit!

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