The Closest Colin Firth Will Ever Get To Hardcore Gay Porn
When Colin Firth takes the stage at the Oscars this Sunday to accept the award for Best Actor for The King’s Speech, expect him to give a special thanks to the gay porn stars who helped his performance by providing him with the scent of expired cum, ass crack sweat, lube residue, burt rubber and anus tears. That’s because QueerClick (NSFW) are the only hos that actually pay attention to the scenery in gay fuck films and noticed that the Oscar-nominated set of The King’s Speech was previously used in one UK Naked Men’s movies. They were probably pinching at their peen hole when the image of Colin Firth stretching his mouth hole came on their brain and they realized…THIS IS GEOFFREY RUSH’S OFFICE!
It’s kind of like when you’re doing it with a one nighter at his apartment and suddenly notice that this isn’t the first time you’ve seen a watercolor of Karen Carpenter hanging against a blue wall. Yes, you’ve done him and this before. A case of deja whore. It’s not a good feeling for a slut, because it’s like repeating a question on a test.
Anythekingsmunch, (NSFW, the sequel) QueerClick has some amazing side-by-side comparisons of the gay den that production designer Eve Stewart chose to use as Lionel Logue’s office. Even though everyone is telling me that The King’s Speech almost matches the cinematic artistry of Showgirls, I still haven’t seen it. But I will now, just so I can count the times Colin Firth subtlety moves his head to the side to pull a rogue pube out of his mouth.
In other news, John Travolta has just signed on for the sequel to The King’s Speech!
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