Chelsea, You In Danger Girl

December 5, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Chelsea Handler’s life span has just been reduced by 95% and her inbox is getting violated by millions of ALL-CAP RANTS filled with the word “LOOSER” (Translation: “Loser” in Brangeloonese), because she went hard on Angie Jo at her show in Newark, NJ on Friday night. Jennifer Aniston’s favorite drinking partner said that Angie is a homewrecking whore (Maddox is sharpening is shank) who doesn’t have any female friends because she’s a cunt (Maddox just dropped his shank to sharpen a bigger shank). Chelsea saying the word cunt is like a messy French kiss to my ears.

Every hardcore Brangeloonie just submitted a request for a day pass from the mental hospital, because they are gonna GIT that Chelsea!

But seriously, I would tell Chelsea that it takes one to know one, but that goes without saying. Chelsea knows that she sits with all of us at the big cunt’s table. And according to Chelsea, that’s where Angie Jo sits too. Awkward!

via ONTD

Tags: Brangelina, Chelsea Handler, I'm Taking Notes, It's Not Easy Being A Cunt, Reality TV, You In Danger Girl

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