Hot Slut Of The Day!

Heidi Zeigler, the biggest child star of the late 80s and early 90s!

If a question mark has appeared inside of your head after reading Heidi Zeigler’s name, then please go to your local high school and enroll in their TV history class (TV history has replaced world history, right?), because she is a legend! Heidi not only starred in one bright shiny rhinestone of my youth, but she starred in THREE! Heidi is the glittery rainbow sticker on the bruised and battered Pee Chee folder that holds my soul.

Heidi’s first starring role in a TV show was as Mickey, the little one, on Rags to Riches (aka the Glee of 1988). When Rags to Riches was thrown in a bucket of dirty mop water due to the mainstream public not understanding true entertainment, Heidi went on to play Sherry in Just the Ten of Us! And right after that ended, Sherry starred in Drexell’s Class with an all-star cast including Dabney Coleman, Jason Biggs, Brittany Murphy and Rayanne from My So-Called Life. See, Heidi was a part of 3 shooting stars in the TV universe, which practically makes her royalty.

Heidi decided to step out of the spotlight in 1992, and now she’s all grown up and raising a family in a suburb in California. To think, if Heidi stuck around she’d eventually get a Vh1 reality show or be the first one voted out of Skating with the Stars. But it’s best that she didn’t, because I wouldn’t want any of that to tarnish the glory of this:

Every time I watch Glee, I think to myself that it would be sooooo much better if it was about an old rich dude who adopted 5 orphan girls.