Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 25, 2010 / Posted by:

TURKEY LURKEY (as played by the patron saint of sarcasm Dorothy Zbornak as played by the patron saint of EVERYTHING Bea Arthur!!!!!)

Put down one of Sandra Lee’s Thanksgiving Jell-O shots for a minute, gather hands, bow your heads and give gracias to the beautiful things that life has gifted us with like: each other (AWWWWWWWWWzz), high-speed internet connection, bongs, Rojo Caliente, gingers in general, lube remover, ethanol, kittens who can’t open their eyes yet, glasses-wearing babies, the Boos (including Mah Boo, Boo Berry and Boo Boo Bear), half-popped corn kernels and most importantly the spirit of BEA ARTHUR!!!!!!!

Oh, and we should also give thanks to Foxy Loxy for catching the turkey we’re about to gnaw on. Wait. Did I just ruin Thanksgiving dinner by saying we’re about to eat Bea Arthur in a turkey costume? Fuckit. Put the turkey in the fridge and give me another Jell-O shot. Happy Tanksgiven’, hos!

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