Hot Slut Of The Day!

Stephen Duckett, the president of Alberta Health Services who could get pink-slipped over a cookie, a delicious cookie! On Friday, after a long meeting about emergency room waiting times in Alberta, Stephen refused to answer questions from reporters because he says his mouth was otherwise occupied by a delicious cookie! Yes, Stephen straight up used the cookie defense. The reporters were obviously never taught one life’s important rules “Never disturb a ho during cookie time” because they kept asking his ass questions and he kept making sweet mouth love to his cookie friend.

Some experts think that Stephen’s image is now fucked thanks to his undying loyalty to cookies, to which I say that their arguments are invalid. BITCH HAD A COOKIE IN HIS MOUTH! Anything can wait for a cookie. Well, except for a cockie, but I’m sure he’ll use that defense for a future gay sex scandal.