And Now It’s That Time Where I Ruin Your Day

November 19, 2010 / Posted by:

Jersey Shore two-time dropout Angelina has achieved the impossible: She makes me wish that I was being fucked in the ear hole with a Ke$hit song instead of with her debut single “I’m Hot“. Souls will vomit! Ears will file for Chapter 11!

This hurtful mess could scare the mutant crabs off of The Situation’s crotch and could melt every thick layer of orange off of any guido’s skin. This is what Satan’s mating wail in HELL sounds like and your ear drums will jump out of your heard to answer to his call. Congratulations, Satan, you really did TOP THAT.

via Hollywood Life

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