What In The Name Of Tai Chi In The Park Is Keanu Doing?

October 29, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Keanu Reeves really is the gift that keeps on giving. When he’s not entertaining us by being sad, he’s entertaining us by being happy. When he’s not entertaining us by being happy, he’s entertaining us by breaking important laws. When he’s not entertaining us by breaking important laws, he’s entertaining us by face farting all over a cupcake. And when he’s not entertaining us by face farting all over a cupcake, he’s entertaining us by doing Tai Chi in a shady part of NOWHERE in Los Angeles. THE FUCK?

At least I think he’s doing a totally random session of Tai Chi, but he could also be doing something usually found deep in the mind of M. Night Shyamalan, or maybe he’s invisible fishing?

Trying to bring out raw emotion in a movie is obviously not Keanu’s true calling. Reinventing memes is!

Tags: Keanu Reeves

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