Lindsay Lohan To Play Iggy Pop In A Biopic

October 8, 2010 / Posted by:

Iggy Pop’s brain cell is like a shriveled up contact lens that has been left out on the bathroom counter for several days, but he still has amazing ideas and has proven that he’s the one who should do the casting for The Stooges biopic. That dream headline above is what Iggy Pop hopes to read one day real soon in the pages of Variety or some shit. Me fucking too.

Elijah Wood was supposed to play Iggy in a biopic directed by Jim Jarmusch, but the project has been put on the shelf to collect dust. Iggy tells Australia’s Triple J radio that if it ever gets picked up again, Lindsay Lohan should play him:

“She looks like me, and she’s the only one with enough attitude too. They could tape her boobs up or something. She’s been in jail at the right age and everything, so I think she could do it.”

Personally, I’d rather see Maya Rudolph as Donatella Versace as Iggy Pop, but Lindsay Lohan is still a pretty perfect choice with a dollop of crack cream on top. And there’s no need to strap down her titties since I’m pretty sure Iggy’s are bigger. Unfortunately, LiLo’s year is pretty much booked up with rehab stuff, post-rehab Tweets, rehab stuff again, jail stuff again, rehab stuff again, post-rehab Tweets again, repeat, etc.. etc..

In the meantime, Iggy Pop should slather himself in molten Tang to play Lindsay Lohan, Ali Lohan AND White Oprah in a Lifetime movie on the life and times of the Lohans. It needs to be done.

via Prefix Mag

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