Lisa Rinna Got Her Lips Done Again (It’s Not What You Think)

October 5, 2010 / Posted by:

After years of making Preparation H tubes ejaculate at the sight of the swollen hemorrhoids on her face, Lisa Rinna has finally done something about it. On Today (via UsWeekly) this morning, Lisa Rinna admitted that in August she went to a dog groomer and asked them to gently stick their thumb in her mouth to squeeze her full anal gland sacs. No, Lisa went to a plastic surgeon who sucked the silicone out of her upper lip. I’m not even going to describe what that smelled like. It’s always too early for that.

Lisa told Meredith Vieira this morning, “My lips started to define who I am. That bothered me… I took a big hit for being honest. It gave everyone online permission to lambaste me. It hurt my feelings.

Lisa says that her lips are no longer “bumpy and lumpy” like The Situation’s soft dick. Lisa was told that her lips will take up to 6 months to fully heal and smooth out.

FINALLY. It had to be done, because Lisa’s lips really did look like the back of a baboon lounging on its side. Now whenever Harry looks at Lisa when she’s going down on him, he won’t feel like he’s watching the Discovery Channel.

(Image from 8/5/10 via Wireimage)

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