Kreepy Kody And His Sister Wives Are Under Investigation

The stars of TLC’s newest human circus show Sister Wives are being investigated by Utah police for possibly committing felony bigamy. Utah should spend their money investigating and shutting down the company that farted out those dark-sided sandals, but that’s just my opinion.

The police in Lehi, Utah admitted to People that they opened up an investigation into the lives of Kody Brown, his four wives (Meri, Janelle, Christine and Robyn) and their 13 kids after promos of the show started running. Kody is only legally married to his first wife Meri.

Once the police finish up the investigation, they will hand it over to the Utah County Attorney’s Office who will decide whether or not to pursue charges of bigamy in the third-degree.

In a statement to TMZ, the Browns said that they knew the show would bring their asses some heat, but they decided to do it anyway$:

“We are disappointed in the announcement of an investigation, but when we decided to do this show, we knew there would be risks. But for the sake of our family, and most importantly, our kids, we felt it was a risk worth taking.”

If these 4 sisters wives are okay with sharing the same dick, then open the door and let them. If they are fine with searching for an empty slot on the “Sexy Times With Kody” schedule posted on the fridge door, then have it! If they are okay with begging Kody for a few quarters to go and buy a new pair of hideous sandals, then more power to them.

Besides, those 4 have already been punished. They’re the ones who have to deal with Kody’s creepy ass on a daily basis. I mean, Kody looks like he smiles like a clown when he jacks off. That’s not right.