What Cheating Rumors?

September 27, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Nothing says “WE’RE ONLY DOING EACH OTHER” like Tweeting a picture of you and your alleged peen passing husband snuggling in bed on your fifth anniversary. Or maybe it’s nothing says “DESPERATE” like Tweeting a picture of you and your alleged peen passing husband snuggling in bed on your fifth anniversary. I guess I was truant the day of that lesson. I’ll cheat off your paper later.

As your ass already knows, Star Magazine has accused Ashton Kutcher of stepping out on Demi Moore by stepping into into crotches (you know he’s into foot fucking) that don’t belong to his wife. MooreKutchie has continued to slap the cheating rumors in the face by trying to look like a happy couple who only slurps on each other’s genitals…and nobody else’s! And on their fifth anniversary, Demi posted this picture on her Twatter with the note:

Thank you for all the anniversary wishes!! Enjoying a day lounging around watching “Breaking Bad” Great show!

I have to hand it to Demi. She’s really keeping her composure in that picture even though her nostrils are filling with the musty scent of egg burritos and random cooch cream wafting off of that comforter. And she even kept that smile going when her toes touched a slimy condom at the foot of the bed. Good job, Demi!

Tags: Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Yeah Okay

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