“Suck My Cock” Is The New “Blow Me”

And “Mel, you hit the baby” is the new “A dingo ate mah baby!” After taking a few days off from attacking the public with Mel Gibson’s voice, Radar has launched a SIXTH tape (you can listen to it here) in their never-ending “What Women Want? Dickcapitation” miniseries. Your ears haven’t been violated by Mel’s voice in a while, so you should shove a freshly burnt toothpick in there to get them ready. Foreplay.

In this one, Oksana Grigorieva once again accuses Mel of punching her and their baby. Mel never comes out and admits it, but he does scream at her, “I want my child, and no one will believe you!” That’s also what the Boogeyman said to the mother right before he grabbed her baby and escaped into the underworld beneath the bed. Every fictional and non-fictional villain has just announced their retirement, because they cannot compete with Mel’s evilness.

Here’s one of Mel’s maniacal monologues from the tape which should replace his “OUR FREEDOM” speech in Braveheart.

“You need a kick up the ass for being a bitch cunt gold digging whore with a pussy son! And I want my child and no one will believe you. So fuck you! I’m not giving you my house and you can rot! Unless you crawl back, suck my cock and say you’re sorry! In that order! Do you understand me? You fucking offend my fucking maleness! My masculinity! My being! My soul! And you call me a sinner? You are a fucking moving violation. If you get raped, it’s your fault for showing off your fake tits like they’re some special deal. How much did they cost, those fakers?! You complain about Mastitis? They are fake, baby! Come on you’ve got bladders in there, are you crazy?”

I wasn’t sure if he called her fake breasts “bladders” but it worked for me, so I went with it.

And I love how he screamed, “IN THAT ORDER!” So if OctoSana crawled back, said she was sorry and then sucked his cock….that wouldn’t work for him? That’s some “Simon Says” shit! The picky fucking cuntmonster.