A Whole Lotta Bronzed Beauty In The Morning

June 14, 2010 / Posted by:

The only way to follow-up a post about Jimmy Dean is to give you pictures of Aretha Franklin and her 8th and 9th wonder of the world chichis, so here we are! Jimmy was probably a very important part of Aretha’s life so you know she bawled her kitchen ass wig off when she heard about his death. Then as she cried, she pulled a few Jimmy Dean sausage links out of her titty crevice, rolled ’em in her tears (which are maple syrup-flavored) and nibbled as she continued to weep. You and me both, ReRe!

Here’s Queen Aretha at the Tony Awards last night looking like Rowlf in glamour drag (that’s a compliment).

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