In case you really don’t give a used colostomy bag about Kendra Wilkinson’s latest release in Time Life’s long-running Z-list fuck tape series, get into the picture above instead. This is Kendra back in her high school days when she would do ANYTHING to sit at the round green plastic table with the exquisite cholitas.
Kendra even shaved her brows off with a rusty Bic and prayed to the Sharpie Gods when she drew the whisper of a weepy clown over her eyes. Even though the cholitas jumped Kendra into their “gang” behind the gym, they never fully accepted her. They let her carry their starter jackets and remove the hickies from their cheeks with a frozen spoon, but she was never one of them. You and me both, Kendra. You and me both.
Anyletsmakeoutinthebackofabrownlincoln, Radar reports that a second Kendra sex tape is already making the rounds. This time, Kendra’s fuck tape co-star is a chick. Sources who have seen the tape says toys are involved and shit gets really graphic. One source went on to say, “This is really, really graphic and showing her in compromising positions; things you would think would be embarrassing for her.”
Vivid already has the lezzie tape in their hands and they are thinking about releasing it as a sequel to Kendra Exposed. I’m sure there will be a box set out in time for the holidays!
Like I’ve said before, Kendra has nothing to be embarrassed about. Kendra has spent many mornings flossing the cumwebs out of her teeth after sucking Hef’s dehydrated worm, so a lesbian sex tape is Disney shit compared to that.